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       Foreword
 
  1 - What a long, strange trip...
 
  2 - Sweet little Anorexia
 
  3 - loser+.5
 
  4 - Different bar, same results
 
  5 - It's Sunday again, fellow sinners
 
  6 - More music more music more music
 
  7 - Fun with offline trolls
 
  8 - Blindness, envy, and jail
 
  9 - No music no music no music
 
10 - Good time last night
 
11 - Fuck Frankie
 
12 - Real Poetry from a Real Poet
 
13 - Vielie's Planet: Bummer
 
14 - Two bands at Dempsey's!
 
15 - Heather and Anne
 
16 - Amy and the Teeniebobbers
 
17 - Ginger and the Mickey
 
18 - Family
 
19 - Revelations
 
20 - Am I too picky?
 
21 - Is Ted Turner gay?
 
22 - Mr. Opporknockity
 
23 - Hey, Q!
 
24 - Secrets of the Q revealed
 
25 - The Q - continue, um...
 
26 - Independence Day
 
27 - Fifty Cents (Believe it or not)
 
28 - Saturday, written as Science Fiction from the early 1960s
 
29 - Friday night at home (and other dull stories)
 
30 - Duffy's Pub
 
31 - Brothers
 
32 - Car Bombs
 
33 - It's been such a long, long, long time
 
34 - What a long, strange morning it's been
 
35 - Bar Fight!
 
36 - Court Hearing
 
37 - I'm getting a final divorce decree for Christmas!
 
38 - I'm back. And I hate technology.
 
39 - The parts order from hell
 
40 - Barfighting and other, less exciting stuff
 
41 - Evil-X
 
41 - 420
 
43 - Patty's friend at K5
 
44 - Redneck Friends
 
45 - No Paxil for me, young man!
 
46 - Stars and bars
 
47 - July 4 - the lost diary
 
48 - Bar stories
 
49 - DOOMed
 
50 - Crab racing at the saloon
 
51 - Evil-X cheered me up
 
52 - Little Feat
 
53 - The Farmer And The Dell
 
54 - Beer and Anti-Paxil
 
55 - Child Support and other scams and bars and music and
 
56 - At the bar... no, not THAT bar
 
57 - The missing diary
 
58 - Found: The Missing Diary
 
59 - Evil always wins
 
60 - Dempsey died
 
61 - Killer
 
62 - A Christmas Present from God
 
63 - Racism on Martin Luther King's Birthday
 
64 - The Angel's Mother: Chris at Christmas