I'm dreaming of a secular Christmas
In this modern secular day
With a secular tree with secular lights
And a Santa in a secular sleigh
I'm dreaming of a secular Christmas
With lots of secular snow
With a secular wreath and some secular lights
And some secular mistletoe
No baby in a manger
No wise men at his bed
No thought of Jesus Christ at all
Just get him out of your head
I'm dreaming of a secular Christmas
With lots of secular snow
With a secular Santa in a secular sleigh
And a secular HO HO HO!
No baby in a manger
No wise men at his bed
No thought of Jesus Christ at all
Just get him out of your head
I'm dreaming of a secular Christmas
Have a Happy Holiday!
Don't forget the secular eggnog
Just forget just whose birthday...
Dec 3, 2005